Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Pathway of Awesomery can be daunting...

Sometimes the mere anticipation of an awesome event can create such awesomery-crushing weight that it will inevitably off-set the aforementioned event.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Expedition of Awesomery 12-06-08

Expedition of Awesomery:

Today I was able to go golfing in December. Not that ridiculous chili open-style golf in the snow for a laugh type of golf, but rather a traditional round. It was magnificent!!! Truly Awesome. After not even touching my clubs for 3 months, I still shot a 46 (9 holes). Not too bad.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Step #3



Surround yourself with those that thrive upon awesomery.
Bottom line: If you are swimming in a sea douchebagery, you too will be a douche by proxy.

To be the most awesome person in a group of so much lameness is like being the prettiest waitress on the Denny’s graveyard shift…nothing to brag about
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