High fives, popped collars, faux-hawks, Nickelback…if you answered “things that are awesome,” you are highly mistaken. None of the above is awesome. It may take some time to learn to decipher between the two sides of the awesome spectrum.
Although many of these items and their contemporaries may inundate your daily life, it does not make it acceptable to jump on board like so many unawesome lemmings.
