Sometimes the mere anticipation of an awesome event can create such awesomery-crushing weight that it will inevitably off-set the aforementioned event.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Expedition of Awesomery 12-06-08
Expedition of Awesomery:
Today I was able to go golfing in December. Not that ridiculous chili open-style golf in the snow for a laugh type of golf, but rather a traditional round. It was magnificent!!! Truly Awesome. After not even touching my clubs for 3 months, I still shot a 46 (9 holes). Not too bad.
Today I was able to go golfing in December. Not that ridiculous chili open-style golf in the snow for a laugh type of golf, but rather a traditional round. It was magnificent!!! Truly Awesome. After not even touching my clubs for 3 months, I still shot a 46 (9 holes). Not too bad.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Step #3
Surround yourself with those that thrive upon awesomery.
Bottom line: If you are swimming in a sea douchebagery, you too will be a douche by proxy.
To be the most awesome person in a group of so much lameness is like being the prettiest waitress on the Denny’s graveyard shift…nothing to brag about
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Friday, November 21, 2008
Creation of Awesomery: Dear God, this was truly of note!
Today I had an epiphany of awesomery. Why not combined the most awesome flavors of sweet and spicy. The result...Grilled Cheese Awesome.
Recipe:
2 slices Granny Sycamore bread
1 slice sharp cheddar
2 slices of pepper jack cheese
1 tablespoon of raspberry preserves
1 tablespoon margarine
As your advisor to the pathway of awesomery, I advise that you try this for yourself. It will most definitely increase your Awesomery quotient for the day.
You may have noticed that I did not offer instructions as to the preparation of this awesome creation. If you do not know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich, you are not a true follower of the path. I would advise you to serious consider another school of consciousness.
Today I had an epiphany of awesomery. Why not combined the most awesome flavors of sweet and spicy. The result...Grilled Cheese Awesome.
Recipe:
2 slices Granny Sycamore bread
1 slice sharp cheddar
2 slices of pepper jack cheese
1 tablespoon of raspberry preserves
1 tablespoon margarine
As your advisor to the pathway of awesomery, I advise that you try this for yourself. It will most definitely increase your Awesomery quotient for the day.
You may have noticed that I did not offer instructions as to the preparation of this awesome creation. If you do not know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich, you are not a true follower of the path. I would advise you to serious consider another school of consciousness.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Step #2
Seek out the awesomery in all that you pursue.
Feats of Awesomery do not simply materialize, they are created. i.e. Jedi Chimps
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Step #1
Forget all that you believe to be awesome. 
High fives, popped collars, faux-hawks, Nickelback…if you answered “things that are awesome,” you are highly mistaken. None of the above is awesome. It may take some time to learn to decipher between the two sides of the awesome spectrum.
Although many of these items and their contemporaries may inundate your daily life, it does not make it acceptable to jump on board like so many unawesome lemmings.
High fives, popped collars, faux-hawks, Nickelback…if you answered “things that are awesome,” you are highly mistaken. None of the above is awesome. It may take some time to learn to decipher between the two sides of the awesome spectrum.
Although many of these items and their contemporaries may inundate your daily life, it does not make it acceptable to jump on board like so many unawesome lemmings.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
And so it begins...
After years of threatening to host seminars at the Airport Hilton, I have finally decided to host a blog that describes in detail the steps that must be followed in order to follow in the pathway of Awesomery.Please stay tuned for more content, and as always...
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