A quote by I.P. Freeley...

"Pee at last, Pee at last, thank God Almighty, we can pee at last!"

After a month of running down a flight of stairs to empty my very unawesomely small bladder, I am proud to announce that the members of my household can use the facilities on the main level.  However, hand washing must be done in the kitchen until another weekend allows the time to install the sink/faucet /drain properly.

Followers...I ask that you send your sentiments of the awesome in my direction so that I can make it through the storm that is this remodel debacle.

Kiki Rules

Forgiving is awesome

I was accosted by a follower of the Path the other night.  He informed me that it was very unawesome of me to not have posted a enlightening nugget of awesomery in some time.  I agreed.  But even the most awesome individual can become mired in the slings and arrows of life.

Playing with mud no longer has the same pleasant connotations of youth.

First ever attempts at mudding drywall have proven to be tedious at best.  I hope to be done with this mess soon

Feeble efforts.

My ability to see the awesome side of all things was definitely challenged today.

Electrical lubrication..?

Shocking, I know. Yeah I meant the pun...so what!!???

Today I determined that much like Popeye, it is easier for me to accomplish tasks that I find troubling with certain catalyst.  I have been attempting to reconfigure a slightly complex lighting scenario in my current bathroom remodel.  Cutthroats to the rescue...lighting done and my heart is still maintaining its normal rhythms.

Today I really had to sit back to contemplate all that I consider to awesome in nature...

• chimpanzee=awesome
  
• chimpanzee+train conductor outfit=super awesome
  
• chimpanzee+train conductor outfit+voice over=crazy awesome
  
• chimpanzee+train conductor outfit+voice over+Gary Busey=uncomfortable and creepy, and thereby not in line with the path.
  

Sometimes you can overload the circuits that feed into the powerhouse that is the awesomery philosophy.

AWESOMERY AND HOLIDAY TRADITION

In today's lovely afternoon weather, I decided that it was an excellent time for me to take down the Christmas lights that have adorned my rain gutters since last November.  But it was at this time that I had an epiphany of awesomery.  New Tradition: 

Easter Lights

I will not succumb to the will of prescribed holiday decoration.  Awesomery doctrine states that the best of trends and traditions are meant to be broken and/or revamped into something even more extraordinary.

Try it for yourself... Arbor Day bonfire anyone..?

I have returned from a long quest along the path.  I will now be able to actively enrich those that choose to follow the Path.  Stay tuned for updates in the next few days.

Ponder this:

Grape Nuts cereal contains no grapes and no nuts of any kind...a misnomer?  Or perhaps the most amazingly awesome marketing ruse in american history.