Step #4 Awesomery is effortless

Do not allow that which is counter to the awesomery principles to influence your daily activities and decisions.

Simply stated :

DO NOT spend all of your efforts trying to impress people that you can't stand. This alone can be the biggest hurdle to maintaining an effective awesomery quotient.

So many times in life we adhere to the junior high school philosophy that we can withstand a few crotch shots to our ego, if there is a perceived "cool kids table in the lunch room" at which to reside. This is a fruitless existence. Awesomery should be effortless...and least of all without injury.

In my experience and research, the perception of awesome is in the eye of the beholder. 'Captain Cool Guy' might seem as though he has all his ducks in a row, but in all actuality, he is a mess. Attempt to peel back the outside layers of individuals in order to reveal if they have a delicious creamy center rather than a void of awesomery.

The Pathway of Awesomery can be daunting...

Sometimes the mere anticipation of an awesome event can create such awesomery-crushing weight that it will inevitably off-set the aforementioned event.

Expedition of Awesomery 12-06-08

Expedition of Awesomery:

Today I was able to go golfing in December. Not that ridiculous chili open-style golf in the snow for a laugh type of golf, but rather a traditional round. It was magnificent!!! Truly Awesome. After not even touching my clubs for 3 months, I still shot a 46 (9 holes). Not too bad.

Step #3

Surround yourself with those that thrive upon awesomery.
Bottom line: If you are swimming in a sea douchebagery, you too will be a douche by proxy.

To be the most awesome person in a group of so much lameness is like being the prettiest waitress on the Denny’s graveyard shift…nothing to brag about

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Creation of Awesomery: Dear God, this was truly of note!

Today I had an epiphany of awesomery. Why not combined the most awesome flavors of sweet and spicy. The result...Grilled Cheese Awesome.

Recipe:
2 slices Granny Sycamore bread
1 slice sharp cheddar
2 slices of pepper jack cheese
1 tablespoon of raspberry preserves
1 tablespoon margarine

As your advisor to the pathway of awesomery, I advise that you try this for yourself. It will most definitely increase your Awesomery quotient for the day.

You may have noticed that I did not offer instructions as to the preparation of this awesome creation. If you do not know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich, you are not a true follower of the path. I would advise you to serious consider another school of consciousness.

Step #2

Seek out the awesomery in all that you pursue.

Feats of Awesomery do not simply materialize, they are created. i.e. Jedi Chimps